We again consult our oenological guru Alan, who I expect to be dazzling us with a variety of wines, some of which will, by way of a change and a challenge, emerge from boxes.

Make sure you’re present at the 8.30 kickoff so as not to miss any of the wines or nibbles.

Note that £3 will be extracted from drinkers. If you can get wine cheaper . . . you probably shouldn’t!